What's good, Student Disembody!!

I am ABSOLUTELY FREAKIN' THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE we're only $100 away from being fully funded!! I cannot BELIEVE we got here in 3 days, and I am cheerleading SO HARD TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE that my kayfabe nuclear reactor robot arms are waving at TOP SPEED. TOP SPEED!!

If you haven't had a chance to check out the Crowdfundr yet, here's the handy dandy link: https://crowdfundr.com/slasheruact2

I am SO PSYCHED, and, as always - as we like to say around campus, STAY HORNY!

xoxoxoxo, Professor Plutonium