The days are getting longer, the nights are getting shorter, and the vibe is perfect for running the fuck away from/towards the cutie of your dreams during this SUMMER CAMP SLASHERY SALE!! Been waiting to get on the extremely blood soaked bandwagon before Act 2 drops in Early Access this Fall?? WELL TODAY'S YER LUCKY DAY NEIGHBORINO

1. You can get Slasher U: An 18+ Horror Movie Dating Sim: Act 1 for $9 on Steam or itchio!
2. You can get either of the NSFW Pinup Zines (Boyz of Slasher U OR Playghoul) for $4 each!
3. You can get EVERYTHING (1x game and 2x nsfw zines with 12 total pinups) for $16!!
4. "But Professor Plutonium I don't have any money" GOOD NEWS you can play the first like 3/4ths of Act 1 on itchio RIGHT NOW OOO BOY

In other news, the 2nd Slasher U NSFW Zine is finally here!!! PLAYGHOUL, Featuring extremely classy/hella filthy NSFW artwork of Laila Velasquez, Juno Park, Kennedy Slicerhands, and Headless Horsemike (with Laila and Juno getting 2 pinups apiece)! It'll be about $4 during the sale and back up to $6.66 afterwards!

Thanks for spending time on campus this summer, and remember - NO DISMEMBERING YOUR FELLOW CO-EDS WITHOUT PRIOR BUREAUCRATIC FACULTY CONSENT! xoxoxo Thanks for an amazing spring, and here's to summer, Student Disembody!!! <33

[ONGOING STUFF]

• The Discord is, as always, kickass, and discussing the finer points of horror movies and whether Sawyer would like clam chowder or not (he would)
• I answer questions over on the Slasher U Tumblr!
• The Slasher U Spotify Playlist!
• My Patreon (where I do behind-the-scenes, secrets, and Five Alarm Fridays!)
• There's now a permanent poll for Who Did You Decide to Date on the main site (left hand side - scroll down!)
• There's ALSO a Which Slasher U Dateable Should You Bang???? Quiz now!
• The official Slasher U Website!
• SLASHER U: ACT 1 is now out on Steam!!!