Good news, everyone! (I hope you read this in Prof Farnsworth from Futurama's voice. I mean, I did.) Slasher U has accumulated SO MUCH SHIT GOING ON I'm being forced to do a NEWS ROUNDUP so as to stop cluttering up your feed with NEWS! ;)

This is a thing that's gonna happen MAX once a week, more likely every 2 weeks, and will take the place of me SWARMING YER FEED with tidbits of news every time something happens! And I LOVE when things happen. Things happening are my bread and butter. :V Don't worry, I'm still gonna do Lore Roundups!! I'm never gonna stop doing lore roundups. One of you made a fucking kickass Soundcloud rap about Tate and his corpse disposal problems this week, you think I'm gonna give up Lore Roundups?!? (It's amazing, by the way.)

But FIRST (and I'm only gonna do this til the middle of August, PROMISE, lmfao): THE SLASHER U ACT 2 KICKSTARTER IS LAUNCHING ON JULY 17TH!!! You can click to follow along when it launches HERE (and read more about my magical journey to designing the KS here!)!! <33

[NEWZ REEL - 7/11/23]

  [SLASHER U in INDIEPOCALYPSE #42!]

SLASHER U ACT 1 was featured in this month's issue of Indiepocalypse (#42)!!! Check it out & pick up a copy HERE! < 333 Extra special shoutout to Andrew from Indiepocalypse for including America's Horniest Horror Movie University in this issue!!! It's an honor to be included in the series, & among so many other amazing games!!! Arggg!!!

[NEW YORK COMIC CON!]

This is more of an Andi Thing, BUUUUT:  I'm gonna fuckin' be at NEW YORK COMIC CON on a pro pass again this year!! My books will be at the Mad Cave booth (Lower Your Sights anthology) and wherever fine Scholastic Graphix GNs can be found (Five Nights at Freddy's: Fazbear Frights #1)! I have no idea what events I'm doing yet, LMFAO. If you find me I'll tell you a secret about your favorite Slasher U character! Also, if you're press/streaming/have a booth/are tabling at NYCC/etc & you wanna talk to me about Slasher U, hit me up! :D

If you DO want to catch me tabling at a convention, my VERY LAST TOUR DATE for 2023 is SPX (Small Press Expo) in Bethesda, MD in September!! <333

[SLASHER U KICKSTARTER Launching July 17th AND ALSO A SECRET SURPRISE]

Ready? Okay. Try not to nut too hard, okay???

I'm SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE 17TH!!!! The page is still under wraps, but you can click to follow along when it drops on the 17th HERE!!

[ONGOING STUFF]

• 🔪🔪🔪 SLASHER U: ACT 2 is Kickstarting itself on July 17th!!!!! If you wanna support Professor Plutonium over here (me) make more Horny Horror Video Game (Slasher U), check out the page & give it a follow to get pinged when it launches on the 17th! :D
• Poll: Vote for the 1k Downloads bonus community art! (This closes on JULY 17TH - the day the Kickstarter launches!)
• There's now a permanent poll for Who Did You Decide to Date on the main site (left hand side - scroll down!)
• The Discord is, as always, kickass, and discussing the finer points of horror movies and whether Sawyer would like clam chowder or not
• I answer questions over on the Slasher U Tumblr!
• The Slasher U Spotify Playlist!
• & collaborative Slasher U playlists for: Sawyer / Tate / Laila / Juno / Hex / Headless Horsemike [pinned in the Discord!]
• My Patreon (where I do behind-the-scenes, secrets, and Five Alarm Fridays!)
• The fanmade Slasher U Wiki!🖤🖤🖤

As always, STAY HORNY, PARTY HARD, and KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEG INSIDE THE MURDERFUCKING SIMULATOR AT ALL TIMES. Well, if that's what you're into. ;)