Holy fuckin' GUACAMOLE, Student Disembody!!!🔪

We're on the VERY FINAL STRETCH of the Crowdfundr now with 167% funded - and only $22 away from OUR SECOND STRETCH GOAL, the fanvoted hookup minigame where you'll choose between Headless Horsemike, Kennedy Slicerhands, Cliff of the Valley of the Shadow of Death, or Veronika Mephistopheles!!

Now's your ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE to get in on the Act 2 Crowdfundr, and I am SO PSYCHED to see 69 of you (nice!! NICE!!!!) here on the campaign train!!

xoxoxoxooxo, and, as we like to say around here - STAY HORNY! xoxo Professor Plutonium